eminent domain ends war on terror

[davidh]

Pres. Bush today decides to follow the example of PM Sharon in Gush Katif, Israel.

The federal government will take possession of Gulfport, Miss. and compensate the casino owners and residents, etc. for their property. This land will be turned over to the control of Bin Laden, Mullah Omar, and Al Zarqawi in return for signing a peace treaty with the USA.

This year is expected to be a very good year for hurricanes. Therefore the government is expecting that a cat 5 hurricane will destroy the Al Qaida base before the terrorists have time to import and install nuclear armed missles, from North Korea and/or Iran, or other WMD's.

However, if the appropriate storm does not appear, the gov't will have to divert resources from it's secret UFO project in order to generate an artificial hurricane or artificial asteroid impact to neutralize the terrorist base, as an apparent act of God, to defuse or delay terrorist retaliation.

David H. former undercover reporter for Mad Magazine.