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June 23rd, 2005, 04:21 PM
We're going to Maine for two weeks, starting tomorrow, to a place with few cat-5 cables. (Maine is where my roommate is from. She's quite happy to pahk the cah in the yahd down by the rivah, but she says she can't understand "Ball'm'r, Murrl'n" or "Downey Ocean.")

Anyway, the nearest internet café appears to be in St. Andrews, NB, about an hour away, so I won't be here much.

The Schröder-bashing will recommence on 9 July.

My Grace

Wayne Scott
June 23rd, 2005, 10:26 PM
May Your Grace enjoy the trip and we all hope your cah will not get lost in the yahd.


June 24th, 2005, 02:05 AM
Two whole weeks without gruel and dossier updates? How will we survive?

Bill Hirst
June 24th, 2005, 06:35 PM
Two whole weeks without gruel and dossier updates? How will we survive?
I've been chipping away at the mortar in my cell for years. As soon as he leaves, I'll sneak out and unlock all the cells. We can raid the Marchgrave's supply of Pilsner and Bratwurst.

(I'd better send this privately...

June 25th, 2005, 06:34 PM
<whisper>I stole a spoon from the commissary. Will it help?</whisper>

Bill Hirst
June 26th, 2005, 01:28 PM
<whisper> Start on the lowest joints; they're a bit weaker from the damp. Fill in any holes with a paste of bread and cement dust so the guards don't notice. You'll be out in 10 to 20. Good luck! </whisper>

June 28th, 2005, 02:25 AM

Can I use my "Get Out Of Jail Free" card?

July 1st, 2005, 12:22 PM
Our operatives know where you live.

July 1st, 2005, 12:23 PM
18 more demerits and more gruel.

(Take him away.)

July 1st, 2005, 12:25 PM
Can I use my "Get Out Of Jail Free" card?Of course. The Ministry of Punishments will exchange it for a "Go to Jail. Go Directly to Jail" Card.

<sneering complacently>

Judy G. Russell
July 1st, 2005, 12:27 PM
He's baaaaaaaaaaaack!