Bumper stickers for the modern age

[Judy G. Russell]

1) (On an infant's shirt): Already smarter than Bush

2) 1/20/09: End of an Error

3) That's OK, I Wasn't Using My Civil Liberties Anyway

4) Let's Fix Democracy in This Country First

5) If You Want a Nation Ruled By Religion, Move to Iran

6) Bush. Like a Rock. Only Dumber.

7) You Can't Be Pro-War And Pro-Life At The Same Time

8) If You Can Read This, You're Not Our President

9) Of Course It Hurts: You're Getting Screwed by an Elephant

10) Hey, Bush Supporters: Embarrassed Yet?

11) George Bush: Creating the Terrorists Our Kids Will Have to Fight

12) Impeachment: It's Not Just for Blowjobs Anymore

14) America: One Nation, Under Surveillance

15) They Call Him "W" So He Can Spell It

16) Which God Do You Kill For?

17) Cheney/Satan '08

18) Jail to the Chief

19) Who Would Jesus Torture?

20) No, Seriously, Why Did We Invade?

21) Bush: God's Way of Proving Intelligent Design is Full Of Crap

23) Bad president! No Banana.

24) We Need a President Who's Fluent In At Least One Language

25) We're Making Enemies Faster Than We Can Kill Them

27) Rich Man's War, Poor Man's Blood

28) Is It Vietnam Yet?

29) Bush Doesn't Care About White People, Either

30) Where Are We Going? And Why Are We In This Handbasket?

31) You Elected Him. You Deserve Him.

32) Frodo Failed. Bush Has the Ring.

33) Impeach Cheney First

34) Dubya, Your Dad Shoulda Pulled Out Early, Too

35) When Bush Took Office, Gas Was $1.46

36) The Republican Party: Our Bridge to the 11th Century

37) 2004: Embarrassed 2005: Horrified 2006: Terrified

[Lindsey]

For most of those, I don't know whether to laugh or cry!

--Lindsey

[Dan in Saint Louis]

1) (On an infant's shirt): Already smarter than Bush
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Thank you, they are on their way around the world.

[Judy G. Russell]

For most of those, I don't know whether to laugh or cry!Alternate: one laugh, one cry...

[Judy G. Russell]

Thank you, they are on their way around the world.Always glad to be of service. (And I'd like to see a little more of the Dan Landiss choice stuff posted here too!)

[Dan in Saint Louis]

I'd like to see a little more ...
Let's see, this is the "public" forum, is it not?

When Insults Had Class

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." --
Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure." -- Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the
dictionary." -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -- Groucho
Marx

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of
it." -- Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." -- Oscar
Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a
friend... if you have one." -- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is
one." -- Winston Churchill to Shaw, in response

"He is a self-made man and worships his creator." -- John Bright

"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others." --
Samuel Johnson

"He had delusions of adequacy." -- Walter Kerr

"He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears, but by
diligent hard work, he overcame them." -- James Reston (about Richard
Nixon)

"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
-- Mark Tw ain

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar
Wilde

[Judy G. Russell]

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." -- Clarence DarrowMy favorite, I think.

[Dan in Saint Louis]

My favorite, I think.
One of my favorites, not in that list, is the response often attributed to Winston Churchill that ends "However, madam, in the morning I shall be sober."

[Judy G. Russell]

One of my favorites, not in that list, is the response often attributed to Winston Churchill that ends "However, madam, in the morning I shall be sober."Churchill had a wicked tongue. Bitingly funny. I appreciate that style. H.L. Mencken was much the same, but without as much class.

[ndebord]

My favorite, I think.


Judy,

I'm rather partial to this one:

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." -- Oscar
Wilde

[Mike]

"He had delusions of adequacy." -- Walter Kerr
I use that when referring to one certain co-worker.

[Lindsey]

One I saw last week that would be a good addition to your original collection:

My kid is an honor student
And my president is an idiot

--Lindsey

[Judy G. Russell]

One I saw last week that would be a good addition to your original collection:

My kid is an honor student
And my president is an idiotROFL!!! Did you see the Newsweek poll today? Almost 60% of Americans say they just want Bush's term to be over.

[rlohmann]

I like this one better:

RUN HILLARY RUN

Democrats put it on the rear bumper.

Republicans put it on the front bumper.

<sneering benignly>

[Lindsey]

ROFL!!! Did you see the Newsweek poll today? Almost 60% of Americans say they just want Bush's term to be over.
So why did so many of that 60% vote to keep him around in 2004? I'm glad they've finally come around, but they couldn't have done it a couple of years earlier?? When it would have spared us John Roberts and Samuel Alito????

And what the hell is wrong with the other 40%?????

--Lindsey

[Judy G. Russell]

So why did so many of that 60% vote to keep him around in 2004? I'm glad they've finally come around, but they couldn't have done it a couple of years earlier?? When it would have spared us John Roberts and Samuel Alito???? And what the hell is wrong with the other 40%?????Some people are slow learners. Others are slower. Others are slower still.

[Lindsey]

Some people are slow learners. Others are slower. Others are slower still.
Or, as one of my late colleagues used to say, I suppose, "Some people you have to spoon-feed. Others need an eye-dropper."

--Lindsey

[Judy G. Russell]

Or, as one of my late colleagues used to say, I suppose, "Some people you have to spoon-feed. Others need an eye-dropper."ROFL! Yep, exactly!