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rlohmann
November 14th, 2005, 06:49 PM
Og the caveman, so it is said, heard the thunder and couldn't figure out where it came from, so he decided that because it was beyond his comprehension, it had to come from an Intelligent Designer, the Great God Zotz.

In order to keep Zotz happy, Og decided, the tribe had to sacrifice at least one virgin a month. If the thunder returned, they'd have to sacrifice another virgin.

Everybody thought this was a good idea, except the virgins, who presumably were not asked what they thought.

Kansas may have run out of virgins, but if the world today is so complicated that only some intelligent designer could have designed it, who designed the designer?

Judy G. Russell
November 14th, 2005, 11:23 PM
... if the world today is so complicated that only some intelligent designer could have designed it, who designed the designer?Presumably the Kansas Board of Education, which can rewrite science with the stroke of a pen, can answer that for us.